The Meetings- my version
At the meetings we learn about Jehovah
his actions in the Hebrew Scriptures remind me of Ray Liotta
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During the Bible Highlights when elders rarely raise their hands
Uh Oh someone's name's just been read
To his immediate family he might as well be dead
Before we enjoy the WT Study
A half hour talk is given be some ol fuddy duddy
At the Service Meeting there's a demonstration
The householder was accused of molestation
But the audience is completely unaware
Because nothing happened if two witnesses weren't there
As much as I'd like to finish this poem
The weather girl is on TV and I need to go handle the microphone